Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy.
Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy. Under the guise of family entertainment, Lucas' "Star Wars" prequel has contaminated America's ...
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George Lucas' Jar Jar's open mouth is a sex toy for kids!?! When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents.
Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas.A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, as well as a role in the television series Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
Jar Jar was also accused of being outright racist because of what some thought was his Jamaican patois speaking style, interpreted as a depiction of long-outdated cinematic stereotypes.
Fair or not, Jar Jar became the poster boy for everything wrong with the prequels, despite his role being significantly cut in Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. The impassioned hatred Binks inspired is so strong, Lucasfilm has (justifiably) been reluctant to bring him back to the fold ever since The Clone Wars television series ...
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Critics picked up on the fact that a story about trade taxation was a bit flat, in the same way a date with a bank manager is a bit flat; that the dialogue was ripe; that Jar Jar Binks – the CGI ...
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